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July 1, 2005

Jokes we heard on tour last year-

How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
none, cause punk rock wont change anything!

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Because Ian MacKaye told him to.

Why do Indie Rock boys make bad lovers?
Because they're always looking for the seven inches they don't have.

How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
20, one to screw in the light bulb and nineteen on the guest list.

-shellshag